Every Game I've Finished
Vampire Survivors (poncle, 2022)Developed/Published by: poncleReleased: 20/10/2022Completed: 05/05/2026Completion: Beat the final boss, saw the credits.Vampire Survivors completely passed me by originally. But the genre it spawned–now apparently named “Bullet Heaven” by Valve, although I’m not...
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Goal! (Tose, 1988)Developed/Published by: Tose / JalecoReleased: 23/12/1988Completed: 22/06/2026SCompletion: Won the “Championship” (it’s obviously the World Cup, there’s a picture of the World Cup at the end) with Italy Scotland (look, they play in blue, ok?)After the terrible experience of Match...
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NUTMEG! (Sumo Digital, 2026)Developed/Published by: Sumo Digital, Sumo Digital Academy / Secret ModeReleased: 26/03/2026Completed: 06/07/2026Completion: Won the Egg Cup with Carlisle!The World Cup grinding on finally gave me a reason to give my time to this, Sumo Digital’s “Nostalgic Deckbuilding...
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How To Play NUTMEG! (Sumo Digital, 2026)I’ve been playing Nutmeg! Sumo Digital’s “Nostalgic Deckbuilding Football Manager” during the World Cup and enjoying it a great deal, but I found it difficult to get into originally due to a tutorial I didn’t quite get and the game’s extreme (if charming)...
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The Three Stooges (Cinemaware, 1987)Developed/Published by: Incredible Technologies, Cinemaware / CinemawareReleased: 1987Completed: 30/01/2026Completion: Raised enough money to repair Ma’s orphanage… but not enough to get married to her three beautiful daughters. This is the “real” best ending;...
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Developed/Published by: Jon Ritman, Chris Clarke / OceanReleased: 1984 (first reviews showed up in Jan 1985.)Completed: 20/06/2026Completion: Scored a goal, at least, in every version I played.It’s the World Cup, and as usual when any major football tournament comes around, I suddenly get a...
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UFO 50 #6: Mortol (Perry, 2024)For subscribers only, I’m working my way through UFO 50, in “chronological” order, posting one article a month until they’re all done If you’re interested in reading, subscribe for just $1 a month at Patreon.Continue reading on expzine.com.
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The Three Stooges (Mylstar Electronics, 1984)Developed/Published by: Mylstar ElectronicsReleased: 05/1984Completed: 29/01/2026Completion: Rescued Curly’s bride, Cora. It’s just the same thing again for the other two brides!As celebration of the release of The Journal Of Stoogealogical Studies Vol....
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Developed/Published by: NintendoReleased: 1974Completed: 31/05/2026Completion: Played Reel A and C.Well now howdy, y’all, gather round as I tell the tale of how I played the only Wild Gunman in the West….*cough*Ach, I cannae be arsed keeping that up for an entire essay.Yes, in what can be...
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Kurohyō: Ryū ga Gotoku Shinshō (Sega CS3/Syn Sophia, 2010)Developed/Published by: Sega CS3, Syn Sophia / SegaReleased: 22/09/2010Completed: 25/04/2026Completion: Completed it and the majority of the side stories. I even found all the cats.Probably about halfway through playing Kurohyō: Ryū ga...
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Slay The Princess (Black Tabby Games, 2023)Developed/Published by: Black Tabby GamesReleased: 23/10/2023Completed: 28/03/2026Completion: Completed it twice. I couldn’t leave them there.After Milk Inside…/Milk Outside… I wasn’t feeling particularly positive about this one, feeling a bit concerned...
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Milk Inside a Bag Of Milk Inside A Bag Of Milk / Milk Outside A Bag Of Milk Outside A Bag of Milk (Kryukov, 2020/2021)Developed/Published by: Nikita Kryukov / Forever EntertainmentReleased: 26/08/2020 / December 16, 2021Completed: 22/03/2026Completion: Bought milk / Went to sleep.These...
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UFO 50 #5: Magic Garden (Yu, 2024)For subscribers only, I’m working my way through UFO 50, in “chronological” order, posting one article a month until they’re all done If you’re interested in reading, subscribe for just $1 a month at Patreon.Continue reading on expzine.com.
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Doomed Love (Cooper, 2021)Developed/Published by: David B. CooperReleased: 11/06/2021Completed: 22/03/2026Completion: Finished it with every ending!I feel like every article I start recently has me open it by going “I had a research-related reason to play this…” and even though that’s usually...
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King’s Knight (Square, 1986) Developed/Published by: Square, Workss / SquareReleased: 18/09/1986Completed: 20/03/26Completion: Finished it. Saved after every level until the final level, which was an orgy of save states, I’m afraid.This article is featured in Pixels and Polygons Quarterly 2026 Q2!...
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Gris (Nomada Studio, 2018) Developed/Published by: Nomada Studio / Devolver DigitalReleased: 13/12/2018Completed: 05/04/2026Completion: Finished it. Did most of the extra puzzles for the first couple of sections then lost the taste for it and only did extra ones by accident.Gris has sold over...
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UFO 50 #4: Paint Chase (Perry, 2024)For subscribers only, I’m working my way through UFO 50, in “chronological” order, posting one article a month until they’re all done If you’re interested in reading, subscribe for just $1 a month at Patreon.Continue reading on expzine.com.
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Ozma Wars (SNK, 1979)Developed/Published by: SNKReleased: 11/1979Completed: 28/03/2026Completion: Got as far as I could get!High score: 14150 (I could do better.)Preface: On SNK (Now)About a week ago SNK and Plaion Replai announced the Neo Geo+, a modern 1:1 recreation of the original AES...
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Promise Mascot Agency (Kaizen Game Works, 2025)Developed/Published by: Kaizen Game WorksReleased: 10/04/2025Completed: 28/03/2026Completion: Finished it doing pretty much everything outside of getting all the garbage and signs.I was a big fan of Kaizen Game Works’ Paradise Killer, even though I...
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Double Dragon (Technōs Japan, 1987)Developed/Published by: Technōs Japan (Published by Taito in North America.)Released: 22/04/1987Completed: 12/03/2026Completion: Finished it (no need for saving until that ridiculous final level.)This essay on Double Dragon follows last week’s on Nekketsu Kōha...