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baseball

The way things stand at this pointless pause

Brad Warthen

Screenshot And we turn to the world of baseball… Which is experiencing an annual pause, the All-Star Break, which I always hate. And especially this year. My boys from Boston have a remarkable streak going — nine wins in a row, by far the longest in baseball at the moment. But now they’re resting,...

And I don’t much like instant replay either

S. Brady Calhoun

The moral of the story is, is we’re here on Earth to fart around. And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And, what the computer people don’t realize, or they don’t care, is we’re dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And, we’re not supposed to dance at all anymore. –...