Also the 90-year old hobo that your grandpa beat in a rap battle for possession of the bracelet…
Effervescent Anthrax
anthraxofeffervescence:The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpa’s attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the world’s entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only...